S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 289 | Wail of the Butthurt Neocon

Mitt Romney is really really mad about Syira

It’s a sad day in Washington D.C.

All attempts to keep the US Military embedded in Syria have failed, so it’s full steam ahead on impeachment for AIPAC-connected politicians who need to make amends with their donors for failing to stop Blormf from withdrawing.

Trump is also asking new questions about the contents of pedophile Anthony Weiner’s laptop and insisting that Obama should be investigated!

Things are heating up!

This is EPISODE 289 of So to Speak w/ Jared Howe!

S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 288 | Syria and Ukraine Explained

John Bolton behind ukraine impeachment hoax

The Moustache rides again.

Not content with being fired over his threat to rage quit over Syria, John Bolton apparently had an insurance plan.

As it turns out, he and his aides were the first to escalate concerns about the uKrAiNe CaLL to White House lawyers.

I predicted thith!

For this episode, we’re going to explain how Bolton is the common link between obstruction of the Syrian withdrawal and the Ukrainian impeachment hoax.

This is EPISODE 288 of So to Speak w/ Jared Howe!

S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 287 | Turkey vs. The Kurds

Recep Erdogan might get sanctioned for doing what Trump said he could do

Life comes at you fast.

In August, Lindsey Graham got on the horn with what he thought were Turkish diplomats to profess his disdain for the YPG Kurds in Syria, even going as far as to call them a “real problem” and “a threat to Turkey” that needs to be dealt with, and that “Obama made a huge mistake in relying on them”.

He even said at the time that there was no reason to sanction Turkey.

Fast forward to October and Lindsey Graham is now claiming that the YPG Kurds are our allies and that the United States has a responsibility to take action against the Erdogan administration of Turkey in response to the latter’s military operations in northern Syria.

…which one is it?

Apparently the Kurds are the mortal enemies of democracy and freedom when we’re liberating Syrian land from them on behalf of Israel, but they’re a “gallant people” (in the words of Bibi Netanyahu) who need our help when that same land falls into the hands of a country that isn’t Israel (in this case Turkey).

And yet Israel bombs Syria more than two hundred times per year with very little fanfare or selective outrage from the cosmopolitans in the media.

Tactical Kurdophilia intensifies!

This is EPISODE 287 of So to Speak w/ Jared Howe!

S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 286 | Muh Kurds

Mitch Mcconnell and lindsey graham get butt hurt over the syria withdrawl

Now that Trump is once again threatening to withdraw American troops from Syria, AIPAC-connected sock puppets and figureheads in Congress and the media are informing us that the Syrian Kurds are actually our greatest ally (next to Israel) and that we have a MORAL OBLIGATION not to “abandon” them.

If you’re like me, your response to the fake moral outrage is probably: “…okay?”

Interesting how you don’t see any of said moral outrage over dead American soldiers, the opioid epidemic, or illegal immigration, isn’t it?

It’s rather rich that career Washington swamp creatures would deign to lecture ANYONE on morality given that they are the beneficiaries of government largesse, of permanent global war, and of transgenerational debt slavery.

“It’s immoral to abandon the Kurds!”, they assure you as they sell your kids into national debt to fund partial birth infanticide.

Right…

I’ve got all the latest!

This is EPISODE 286 of So to Speak w/ Jared Howe!

S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 285 | Liquid Courage

Nancy the Lush pelosi

It’s a good thing we have a power-crazed lush like Nancy Pelosi as House Majority Leader. I rest easier knowing that she could be president if Trump and Pence get impeached. Don’t you? Without her, who would protect the American electorate from choosing the wrong president?

…probably any number of shitlibs, actually. I’m sure Mitt Romney and Susan Collins would even personally draft a House Democrat to push for impeachment if there wasn’t already an abundance of them.

To say that Trump hasn’t perfectly executed the platform he ran on in 2016 would be a bit of an understatement, and yet we still face the single largest effort to overthrow a sitting American president since a bullet was buried in the brain of JFK.

And since the Democrats know we love anonymous CIA whistle blowers so much, they’ve procured a second one to corroborate the still-unsubstantiated claims of the first.

I’ve got the latest!

This is EPISODE 285 of So to Speak w/ Jared Howe!