– Google managers blacklist whites, conservatives, and males
– Shitlib leftists like Moby and the Arcade Fire carry out CIA plot to discredit president
– H&M trashed by chimpout
-Alt-Right dot com embraces libertarianism
– Migrants flee to Canada; get royal treatment
– Maxine Waters is retarded
Special shoutout to Scotty Jam Jam of Obzeen podcast for interlude music.